Alright, so today in speech camp we had to present a short story to the class. Instantly the idea of a somewhat ghetto version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears clicked inside my head. It went a little something like this i believe. Alright y'all, once upon a time there was this here family of bears mhm. There was the papa, mama, and mistake. So one day papa bear (which was his street name) was all like DANG i wants myself some porridge homies. So then the mistake is like yeah boy i want some porridge too. So mama bear is all like simmer down dawgs, you gots a problem? I'll make yo darn porridge. So she made that porridge Compton style. When it was done papa bear was all like OH NO Y'ALL this business is way too hot. Let's walk dawgs. Thats what all the g people do. So they walked, at the same time Goldilocks was on the run from the popo for doing some bad stuff, and she DID NOT want to serve another nickel. So she found this empty house and was all like DANG i founds myself an empty house. Then she realized she was HUNGRY. So she saw that porridge and was all like DANG, its porridge. So she ate from the first bowl and was all like DANG this is too hot y'all. Then she ate from the 2nd bowl and was all like OOH BABY THIS COLD! Then she had that last bowl and she was all like MMM HALLELUJAH SWEET LORD JESUS, ITS PERFECT! So she ate that whole bowl and let me tell you she got SO FAT after eating that porridge that she straight up BROKE that chair she was sitting in. So after she was all like aight dudes, i is tired. All that runnin' from the police and the workifying of my mouth muscles oh dang i is tired. So she went upstairs and she found some beds and she was all like OH DANG, ITS BEDS! So she went on the first one and was like oh no, oh no you clearly does not understandify mahs problems. This is far too hard girlfriend. So she went on the 2nd bed and she sank right into that man that stuff was so soft it was off the hook homie. So she went on the last bed and once again she was all like DANG, HALLELUJAH THIS IS PERFECT! So yeah she fells asleep, it wasn't her house but hey she slept. So then papa bear and his family posse arrive and hes all like WHO ATED MY PORRIDGE!? Little bear, fetch me my beatstick, honey go call the popo. So he and little bear went upstairs beatstick in hand and saw Goldilocks. H e was all like ,HEY! Shes like what? Hes all like who are you? She's like mind yo manners homegirl, WHO ARE YOU? So hes all like you got two seconds to explain yourself before i give you the beatdown with my beatstick. She was all like what? Then he was all like cover your eyes little bear, AND HE GAVE HER THE BEATDOWN WITH HIS BEATSTICK!!! Then the popo came and they was all like where she at homie where she at? So papa bear is all like, beofre anything, we cool right? Cause i mighta done some stuff... shes unconscious upstairs, but i HAD to give her the beatdown out of self defense. SHE CAME AT ME! So we cool right...? They took Goldilocks to juvy and when she came out she wasn't the same pretty blonde girl anymore... juvy did stuff to her...

The moral of the story is quite simple... don't mess with papa bear, or he'll give you the beatdown.

This summer has basically been nothing short of a pure and epic fail. All i want to do is go back to school and just...yeah... be at school. I am really bored although Final Fantasy Tactics 2 does have its moments of excitement. I have a feeling that this is going to be a long summer. It hasn't started off too great since I've had to wake up early and go to speech camp. Although camp is kind of fun it's so tiring and all i want to do is take a nap when i get home. One of the highlights of the summer is the Euro Cup 2008 which has been thoroughly entertaining me. Today i watched the semi final match of Germany vs Turkey and was very pleased to see my favorite team, Germany win and advance to the finals. Who they will play has yet to be decided and we shall find out tomorrow after Russia and Spain face off. Russia has been an interesting team in this tournament supplying many viewers with countless surprises. First of all, how they even got into the round of 16 when there are so many better teams such as England and Ireland that didn't make it. Also, how they even managed to stay alive in the group stage is also a mystery. They were in a really tight group and somehow pulled through that. The thing that probably shocked the world the most was how Russia managed to beat the Netherlands after the Dutch had taken down the current World Champions, Italy 4-1 and runners up , France 3-0. It was tied going into extra time and Russia slaughtered the Dutch by scoring twice. It tragically and surprisingly ended 3-1. Now, i must return to Final Fantasy Tactics 2, my DS beckons me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------Kyle

I'm gonna list things that annoy me ... this should be fun

1. Any part of chicken except the leg
2. Guys with long hair
3. Guys in girl pants
4. Baseball fans
5. Baseball
6. Basketball fans...
7. Basketball...
8. People who consider golf a sport
9. Tiger Woods
10. Hard beds
11. Warm sheets
12. Sweat
13. Hats
14. A cat's meow when it is hungry
15. POSTING
16. Arrowhead Water
17. Wet towels
18. People who scream and run away when they see a bee
19. Long lines
20. Disneyland
21. Polarjelly
22. When people buy properties on monopoly when you already have one of that color...
23. Impolite little kids
24. People who can't sing but think they can
25. Straightforward books
26. Laggy internet
27. Video games that are too hard even on easy mode...
28. Yu-Gi-Oh
29. Fleas
30. People who wear t-shirts to church
31. Chelsea
32. Arsenal
33. Liverpool
34. Manchester City
35. Every English Premier League team except Manchester United
36. Racist people
37. Sexist people
38. Sluts
39. Girls who try and make themselves look pretty, when in the end they're still super ugly
40. Rap music
41. THE JONAS BROTHERS...
42. Song covers that disgrace the original (Jonas Brothers...)
43. Emo people
44. Emo music
45. Goths
46. Goth music
47. Really thick blankets
48. Hard pillows
49. Making lists
50. Soft blueberries
51. Bad smoothies
52. Hypocrites
53. Procrastinators
54. Pink bacon
55. Getting up in the morning
56. Movies with bad endings (It)
57. Soap Operas
58. Justin Timberlake
59. The person who invented the name soccer
60.Bad yearbook pictures
61. Summer
62. Hot weather
63. Beetles
64. Crickets
65. Coke
66. Pepsi
67. Brittney Spears (however you spell her name...)
68. People who dislike 80's music
69. Scrambled eggs with too much milk
70. Soup without pepper
71. Pizza without parmesan cheese
72. People who cry over little things
73. Guys in short shorts
74. Shows about rehab
75. Famous people who do drugs
76. Famous people
77. Amanda Bynes
78. People who think a guy watching "Ugly Betty" is gay
79. People who don't like Michael Jackson's music jsut because of his reputation
80. "The Jungle Book"
81. Snakes that aren't venomous
82. Flies
83. Toads
84. Pimples in bad places
85. Pimples...
86. Typing
87. Polarjelly's intelligence
88. Polarjelly's unwillingness to tutor me
89. Polarjelly's habit of coercing me to post
90. People who join speech when they have no talent whatsoever
91. Surfer dudes
92. Grown dudes with high pitched voices
93. Borrowing money
94. Not having a pencil when you need it
95. People asking for pencils...
96. Being so close to finishing
97. Authors who put dedications at the front of their books
98. People who are crazy about the show "Lost"
99. All the "Shrek" movies
100. Fairy Tales

DONE

I'm being forced to post. I should just do something totally lame to make polarjelly mad =]. I shud totuly tipe lyk a litel kid. So hay gis i fel lyk tokking abowt my last speetch toornuhmint. I did rely gud i think. I mayd a recurd bi playcing at evry speetch toornuhmint. I got forth, secund, secund, frist, frist, frist, thurd. I tyed my bruthurs eyth grayd recurd wich wus frist, frist, frist, thurd. I dunt want to typ lyke tis anymur. Bi bi.